cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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pussyeatingchampion:

told you not to come round here set trippin and shit

thatachromaticgrinch:

tanakas:

*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here

I dunno about that, dude

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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